The concept is the same, but as an added bonus to the usual chill, you get Jeremy Clarkson and free next day delivery (not at the same time. Unless that's your thing. You do you).


This funny love card reads 'Forget Netflix and chill, can I interest you in some Amazon Prime and sexy time?', making it the perfect card for valentines day, your other half's birthday or just because. 


Product Specification:

  • Size: A6 (10.5cm x 14.8cm)
  • Blank inside.
  • Printed on to 300gsm FSC approved recycled card.
  • Each card comes with a brown kraft envelope made from recycled paper.
  • Each card is sent naked (no plastic because we love our planet) and with a card clasp. It is then popped inside a protective hardback envelope to ensure your card arrives in safely and in top notch condition.

Amazon Prime and Sexy Time Love Card

  • I gladly accept returns, exchanges and cancellations

    Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

    Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase


    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.