This love card reads: I'm so glad you weren't a murderer.


You know how it is. It's the 21st century, we've all dabbled in the likes of Tinder and the scary world of online dating. You head out on a date, praying the stranger you've been chatting to is totally normal and not a murderer. And thank goodness, they weren't!


This funny love card makes the perfectly funny valentine's day card, anniversary card or even birthday card for him or her.


Product Specification:

  • Size: A6 (10.5cm x 14.8cm)
  • Blank inside.
  • Printed on to 300gsm FSC approved recycled card.
  • Each card comes with a brown kraft envelope made from recycled paper.
  • Each card is sent naked (no plastic because we love our planet) and with a card clasp. It is then popped inside a protective hardback envelope to ensure your card arrives in safely and in top notch condition.

I'm So Glad You're Not a Murderer Love Card

  • I gladly accept returns, exchanges and cancellations

    Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

    Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase


    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.